starrball (starrball) wrote,

Morning Time Savers

These were ads on the bus a few years back, all these lines were followed by "Or, grab a nutrigrain bar"

Do any of them look helpful?

Shower with all your family

Convince yourself that perfume is as good as a shower

Paint your car like an ambulance

Wear the same underwear every day

Run your work out video on fast forward

'Forget' to pick up people on your carpool route

Drop the kids off at school the night before.
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