When it rains why don't sheep shrink?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Real deadline: Two Soviet ships collide, one dies.
Why are there expiry dates on containers of sour cream?
If a turtle does not have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
The watchdog was heard to say, "Tick tock, woof woof"
How do you get a deer to cross at the DEER CROSSING road sign?
Cookie pieces are not fattening. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
If a store is open seven days a week every day of the year, why are there locks on the doors?
Real Headline: Kids make nutritious snacks
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?