starrball (starrball) wrote,

Daily Smiles

Little Thoughts..I've been collecting and hoarding these to someday type them up for long enough...

When it rains why don't sheep shrink?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Real deadline: Two Soviet ships collide, one dies.

Why are there expiry dates on containers of sour cream?

If a turtle does not have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

The watchdog was heard to say, "Tick tock, woof woof"

How do you get a deer to cross at the DEER CROSSING road sign?

Cookie pieces are not fattening. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

If a store is open seven days a week every day of the year, why are there locks on the doors?

Real Headline: Kids make nutritious snacks

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
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